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Conservative Demotivational Poster


TAGS: diversity guns liberals right wing conservatives suck
Rating: 3.47/5

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GreyScorpion - January 26, 2010, 4:17 pm
BAM!! Mr. M told you!
motifake - January 26, 2010, 4:09 pm

A misleading statistic which counts suicides
Chrelle66 - January 26, 2010, 4:07 pm
Apparently you're about 40 times as likely to get shot if you own a gun than if you don't.
LogicDude - August 3, 2009, 9:16 am
Always best to number those: 1) kill family members, 2) kill self. Wouldn't want to get the order mixed up or you'll never accomplish anything!
Derek - August 2, 2009, 11:45 pm
Handguns - primary uses: suicide and killing other family members.
Oh C'mon - August 1, 2009, 4:51 pm
Where's my Taurus 24/7?
TheTrashHeap - July 19, 2009, 6:41 pm
That wasnt my catch! I caught the stupidity of mind fuck posters.
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 6:40 pm
He was "representing" knowledge of firearms on the heels of your Rem700 catch. However, he just copied a line fron wiki... so, he's wishing he had real knowledge. Hence, a TTH wannabe.
TheTrashHeap - July 19, 2009, 6:35 pm
still curious what you meant on this 1 aggy?
TheTrashHeap - July 19, 2009, 3:25 pm
huh? who would wannabe me?
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 2:48 pm
yourmom's comment lifted VERBATIM from Wikipedia - wannabe TTH!!!! (busted)
yourmom - July 19, 2009, 2:43 pm
The P90 During the first few hundred production examples, the magazine release button springs were found to be too light, and as a result, they were replaced. Ruger p90 = POS take my para p-14.45 anyday
canada - July 9, 2009, 1:45 pm
9mm yes, but the my p90 is in .45
LogicDude - June 30, 2009, 3:46 pm
And bags...bags full of milk...and 9mm rounds.
moooooooooooo - June 30, 2009, 1:05 pm
No, no...don't listen to "Canada"....all we have is maple syrup.....harmless maple syrup.
canada - June 30, 2009, 12:56 pm
P90!!! canadians can have them 2!
RONSART - January 23, 2009, 9:58 pm
Deltabob...it still counts...you,re still Patriotic!
LogicDude - January 23, 2009, 7:34 pm
"Patriotic Liberal?" That's like saying "Military Intelligence" or "Logic Du-"...nevermind.

HITLER VS BUSH - ...it's really unfair* to compare them ... * to Hitler

TAGS: republicans conservatives neo cons bush cheney hitler iraq funny
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by Kspace

M0rd3kaI - March 14, 2012, 8:44 pm
Although this poster is old and politic based as well as the root of a lot of stuck up farts to get out all the shit in their system... one word people: Humour (or Humor doesn't matter) learn it, use it, life is a lot simpler if you see the funny therein.
M0rd3kaI - March 14, 2012, 8:42 pm
Nice one Hammy, seeing the good in the bad XD
Hawamleh - July 17, 2011, 5:59 pm
I ate a pretzel today, it was good. this poster is old.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 16, 2011, 10:01 pm
This poster dates from before politics were expelled from Motifake....some were left behind in the move.
arisboch - July 16, 2011, 9:53 pm
Wonderful, now motifake is getting filled with politfakes... And poor one like this, to boot. What a really lame Godwin's Law case... My goodness, pal, you suck.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - September 19, 2009, 12:34 am
Ed Hyde: You mean that show with Rhonda Shear?
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 5:58 pm
There are tons of anti Bush, Palin, McCain, conservative posters. They just tend to be hateful and suck so they get rated low. Besides, when you're running the show, you're the the one that draws attention. Now you libs are sensitive after attacking Bush?
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 5:55 pm
1. I saw some of the intel that the Iraqi war was based on so did Congress who authorized the war. 2. Geneva Accords do not protect illegal combatants (terrorists/insurgents). 3. Bill of Rights protects US citizens, not terrorists.
Kspace - September 14, 2009, 5:46 pm
EGD, if I may ask, if politifakes tend to get rejected, why are there so many more anti Obama politifakes on the boards? At least let both sides get equal time or equal abolition, no?
Elder God Douchebag - September 14, 2009, 5:37 pm
I also just noticed the little 'moderator' tag next to my name. That's pretty nifty.
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 5:32 pm
Kspace, govt involvement in the free market causes damage. Stating Pres Bush lied to "illegally" invade Iraq, broke any Geneva Conv (I'm educated on them annually, you?), or that he "incinerated" the Bill of Rights shows you lie or just ignorant of facts.
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 5:30 pm
i like seeing this kinda stuff.it remineds me that not all people follow a politians word like mindless zombies
agdaniele - September 14, 2009, 5:29 pm
Clearly, their time would be better spent at BlueServo.
Elder God Douchebag - September 14, 2009, 5:25 pm
This is why I reject politifakes. Because when I look through the comments, I have to deal with these textual abortions you people call comments. There are political forums for these kinds of things. Leave Motifake out of it.
Kspace - September 14, 2009, 5:19 pm
I'm not going to waste any more time with you. If you honestly think socialized medicine is more horrible than lying to justify illegally invading a country, breaking the Geneva Accords and incinerating the Bill of Rights, you have no perspective.
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 5:12 pm
There is nothing humorous about this ignorant attack. Also, it appears to me that you don't understand marxism, fascism and socialism (I haven't used Leninism). Also, this govt is a kleptocracy (look it up with the other words and educate yourself).
Kspace - September 14, 2009, 4:42 pm
You talk about swallowing party lines; if you had any understanding of the concepts of Marxism, Fascism, Socialism and Leninism you wouldn't so easily apply them to Obama. And your rantings about all of it...on a humourous political motifake...get a life
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 4:31 pm
that were spread to retake power in D.C. that they fed to the ignorant haters of this country and the rest of the world. Congrats, you swallowed the liberal party line. Careful of the hook, that's what's going to leave a mark.
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 4:30 pm
Waste-o-space, if Pres Bush was criminal, then why wasn't he prosecuted? The Libs had Congress from 06-08. Clinton was impeached for purjury. Surely, the Dems could impeach if Bush was a criminal as you suggest. Unless, those allegations are complete lies
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 4:28 pm
Canada, no problem, bud. Good to see your priorities are in order. Good explaination on your media. Right now my country is so screwed up, I don't have time to look North. Thanks for the education.
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 4:25 pm
references. This is disgusting and shows how many on the left attack people personally and visciously versus discussing positions. Also, I've never attacked Obama's race and have actually condemned those who do on this site.
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 4:23 pm
Bart, Obama's policies/appointments/actions do show traits that are socialist, fascist, marxist and communist. That is different than comparing him to a mass murderer. I think it's extremely disgusting. In Germany, it's against the law to use Hitler
Kspace - September 14, 2009, 12:17 pm
WTFO, really, why do I feel qualified to judge the USA? Why does the USA feel qualified to judge the rest of the world? The fact is Bush's criminal incompetence has affected the entire world. And it's a small world. We all have a stake and a say.
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:14 am
grand rapids is from work....pisses me off too
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:14 am
sorry, grand forks or fargo
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:13 am
honestly i can drive 4 hours to grand rapids and buy a truck load of 2x4s or drywall or plywood.the extra gas i costs me i can save inbuilding suplies. and they all say MADE IN CANADA!!! fuckin libs!
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:10 am
so your dollar and what your polititions do has a very wide spread affect (at least in manitoba saskatchewan and alberta and half of ontario) on the busness sesctor of these companies. making it just s important to our future
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:07 am
all our raw good are sold to america cheap wherethey are refined/manufactured/whatever then sold back at top dollar
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:06 am
that makes these plant to expencive to operate so they sit inactive
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:05 am
but now many of our utilities and all our refining plants ar owned my american companys, which hire canadians who are highly unionized.
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:04 am
our pussy lib politans were stupid enough to think that selling all our refining and manufacturing plant to forign companies would solve many of our unemploymant issues
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:02 am
what i was gona say is showin american politcs in canada is just as if not more important than or own because your politians have more controle over ur country than ours do
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:00 am
hey WTFO, sorry to blow you off like tht i had other (lady friend) thingfs going on.
Bartimaeus - September 13, 2009, 11:01 pm
to post. At least he's not attacking Bush's race.
Bartimaeus - September 13, 2009, 10:59 pm
Wow, this is getting heated. All this over a joke? I mean, honestly, its not like worse hasn't been said about Obama.; People call him a socialist-communist-fascist just because he believes in universal healthcare. Bush isn't really Hitler, but its funny
Sean - September 13, 2009, 10:54 pm
He continues to allow warrantless wire-tapping and that is a disgrace for sure.
Sean - September 13, 2009, 10:53 pm
What's Obama doing to the Constitution other than continuing what Bush did? Though that is no defence of Obama, I readily agree.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 10:52 pm
So yes. When the country I'm sworn to defend is in danger of being "fundamentally changed" (Obama), I take it seriously. When ignorant Americans are willing to viscerally attack people instead of policy and let freedom be torn down, I take it seriously.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 10:50 pm
that allows these corrupt politicians to destroy everything this nation stands for.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 10:50 pm
Comparing any US politician to Hitler is serious. Especially when you claim that the POTUS is worse then this maniac who attempted genocide. You think this if funny but defend Obama and others who are destroying the Constitution. It's that kind of apathy
Bartimaeus - September 13, 2009, 10:43 pm
Well...I think its funny. 5/5 Dude, WTFO, you take this stuff WAY too seriously.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 10:38 pm
destroy the Constitution in some ignorant attempt at creating "social justice". Creating a US with tax-payers and tax-consumers. Your attack on Bush in context of Hitler is ignorant and disgusting. Stick to your country. You don't know squat about mine.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 10:36 pm
So you claim to know what is best or worst for the US? The man protected this nation from a 2nd attack for 7+ yrs. While I don't agree with every decision of his, he was far from the worst thing to happen to us. I give that title to liberals trying to
Kspace - September 13, 2009, 8:55 pm
Our media is actually quite diverse; and as to attacking America, no, I'm not attacking America--I'm attacking the single worst thing to happen to America since the Civil War; Bush's preziduncy might be over, but the repercussions of his shit will go on
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 7:36 pm
Wow, that is screwed up. I wonder if your media (which from my research shows it's largely a mouthpiece for your govt) is trying to distract you from your politicians failures by pointing your attention South.
CANADA - September 13, 2009, 7:32 pm
another survy showed that news brodcasts where airing american politics 3 to 1 versu canadian. and that was during our election
CANADA - September 13, 2009, 7:30 pm
only 43% of canadians knew what date our own election was. it was only a month apart
CANADA - September 13, 2009, 7:30 pm
my countries politics is just as twisted as anyone elses.just ours is so small scale compared to yours. I watched the results of a survey as it was being done. 78%of canadians knew what date the americans election for obama would take place
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 7:23 pm
So Kspace, if you're from Canada what is you obsession with Pres Bush? Is your country's politics so boring you have to attack us? As far as the "polite" part of N. Am., there are a few here (not all) including you that counter that claim.
Kspace - September 9, 2009, 3:34 pm
knowitall - September 9, 2009, 3:29 pm
i don't know what your talking aboot, eh? you have the right to be wrong, even in America's hat
Kspace - September 9, 2009, 3:00 pm
Ah I see...so everyone is entitled to their own opinion unless they disagree with you? And no, I'm not British; I'm from Canada--the polite part of North America.
knowitall - September 9, 2009, 2:45 pm
you mentioned the "lies" of the past 8 years, so i took you for an obama supporter, my b
knowitall - September 9, 2009, 2:45 pm
there's only a "u" in those words if you're from that faggy tea drinking country where everyone smells, has bad teeth, and doesn't know the difference between biscuits and cookies
Kspace - September 9, 2009, 2:30 pm
Who said a damn thing about Obama? Not I. He hasn't impressed me much yet, though he's already taken significantly less vacation time than his predecessor did. Oh: "Humour", "Neighbour" "Favour", "Colour", "Flavour" all take "U"s in them, thank you.
knowitall - September 9, 2009, 2:28 pm
for all you dumbasses, i mean obama supporters, riddle me this: why give billion dollar bailout to corporations rather than to main street if your goal is to stimulate the economy?? because he is a lying sack of shit who paid off his debts with our money
knowitall - September 9, 2009, 2:21 pm
speaking for myself, i hate obama and his policies. he is a lying sack of shit that will flip flop on any issue to further his own misguided agenda. he is a disgrace to our founding fathers and to this Nation. he is also a racist.
knowitall - September 9, 2009, 2:13 pm
yea the obama admin is a fucking model of transparency just like he promised. maybe if you pulled your head out of your ass you could see this, and then maybe you'll learn how to spell the word "Humor" ya bloody wanker
Kspace - September 9, 2009, 11:17 am
Constant lies? The last eight years the constant lies were coming straight from the White House...really...don't go there.
WTFO - September 9, 2009, 1:38 am
Speaking for myself, I don't hate the POTUS, just his policies. But you aren't tired of the constant lies and Bush hate from the past 8 years? It's only been 7 months but you're tired of that? Sensitive, maybe?
Bartimaeus - September 9, 2009, 12:46 am
I think its funny, a nice break from all the Obama hate lately. 5/5
WTFO - September 9, 2009, 12:41 am
I don't know if this counts as humor or just a really delayed attack based on ignorance and hatred. Either way it barely deserves 1 lion.
Kspace - September 8, 2009, 8:09 pm
Well you're certainly entitled to your opinion. And humour is relative anyway. Personally, I love crass, tasteless and even racist humour, if only because I enjoy how much it offends some people's sensibilities.
Ed-Hyde - September 8, 2009, 1:37 pm
It's just not funny. I grew up on B movies on USA Up all night. I'll laugh at nearly anything. Its just not even close to being funny. If you'd compared him to Hobbes, or even to a blow up doll. That would have been funny. Maybe add a pushpin . . .
Kspace - September 8, 2009, 11:33 am
I'm sorry Ed, I don't remember even mentioning the Holocaust in my pic, or for that matter, in my comments. Perhaps you should invest in a sense of humour and irony?
Ed-Hyde - September 8, 2009, 9:16 am
Oh, I get it. Its sarcasm when you describe the holocaust as infringing on civil liberties. Oh, absolutely I get it now. Yer so clever.
Ed-Hyde - September 8, 2009, 9:15 am
Really? I mean, really? coming up on a year since the guy left office. Really??
CANADA - September 8, 2009, 8:44 am
if iraq had any allies bush may have caused a war also
Sean - September 7, 2009, 11:12 pm
So yer sayin' Wilde and Knowles used to be an item?
Rollseyes - September 7, 2009, 10:48 pm
Well then Claire, you have no issue with me. You have an issue with Oscar Wilde and John Knowles, from whom these quotes originated. I think THEY knew what they were talking about more than you.
Claire - September 7, 2009, 9:10 pm
I don't think Kspace and Rollseyes really know what they're talking about.
Sean - September 7, 2009, 8:36 pm
Hey WTFO, I think I just got called a Neocon Bushite. Me. Unless that was sarcasm.
Rollseyes - September 7, 2009, 8:33 pm
Sarcasm: The lowest form of wit, AND The protest of the weak.
Kspace - September 7, 2009, 6:43 pm
Sarcasm: Utteryly lost on Neocon Bushites.
Sean - September 7, 2009, 6:03 pm
Were you actually trying to say that this is an unfair comparison ... to Hitler? Because that's not how the asterisk works.
Claire - September 7, 2009, 6:01 pm
I agree with Really. Godwin's Law.
really - September 7, 2009, 6:00 pm
we all know bush was a dumbass but to compare him to hitler is stupid. Hitler caused a world war and was sending an entire religion to DEATH camps where they were thrown into ovens even women and children. I worry about how stupid the world has gotten!


TAGS: billion conservative martians mars rover
Rating: 3.74/5

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spacedog - August 12, 2012, 6:55 pm
This is a good poster Ism. It is unfortunate that it will be dragged into every political discussion that no one here wants. If you haven't already, maybe post this at politifake and with hope the discussions will move there too. Apple rhubarb!
bgeiser - August 12, 2012, 6:01 pm
also none of it went to health care for the uninsured or to pay of the 50,000 debt we all owe or contraception for women or prev healt for children or food stamps for Mexicans...but hey it didnt go to bankrupt solar companies that contributed to Obama
rerun - August 11, 2012, 8:17 am

@freasy - you may want to check out politifake. Somehow I think you would like the site
Ism - August 10, 2012, 11:52 pm
Really..? did you kid sister work in the Inspector Generals office at NASA... like mine did... maybe your better informed than myself or she was... & the name calling goes a long way to establish your credibility... justsay'n
freasy - August 10, 2012, 4:53 pm
Conservatives Upset, thought it was the liberal Progressives trying to kill NASA???? WHAT BS, this is a conservative defended project moron.


TAGS: liberals conservatives stupid people
Rating: 3.26/5

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john stuart mill - June 5, 2009, 5:45 am
know wut ? did it for the lulz ;)
Marduke - April 20, 2009, 10:06 am
My last comment was taken incorrectly, or I wasn't clearer. You have condemnded comments advocating harm to the POTUS, but you'll follow the right wherever they lead you, whether they are incorrect or not. Makes you and I sheep of two different flocks.
WTFO - April 20, 2009, 3:24 am
I've never made comments advocating harm to the POTUS, don't lie. Also, if you stop bleating, I'll stop calling you a sheep.
Marduke - April 17, 2009, 10:21 am
You've made comments condemning harm to the POTUS, but that's about all I've seen. Socialist, sheep, how about you come up with something fresh. Every time you spout baa, baa, baa I get the urge to watch Black Sheep Squadron.
WTFO - April 17, 2009, 1:00 am
I have sounded off against personal attacks against BHO as well as Bush, I have also stood against the first TARP. As usual your rants are incorrect and useless, Marduke. All you write is blah, blah, blah and baa, baa, baa. Run along little sheep.
Marduke - April 16, 2009, 2:19 pm
...always come to mind. Not once have I heard you condemn anyone from the right for anything that's been said. It's always the cry of "those nasty liberals were mean to me" argument that you constantly spew, all you do is sound like a sad sad little man.
Marduke - April 16, 2009, 2:18 pm
conservative viewpoint on everyone else. God forbid, if someone disagrees then they must be socialist, or whatever is your new catchword of the day. Whenever we clash the quote "Fascism will come to America, wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross"...
Marduke - April 16, 2009, 2:18 pm
...thought is laughable. Other than your service to country, I have enough mental capacity left to know that there are few if any qualities you have that I would admire or even want to try and emmulate. You are constanly trying to force feed the warped..
Marduke - April 16, 2009, 2:18 pm
I don't hate those who disagree with me. I've had plenty of civil discussions with others here as well as backed up a couple who politically I am in disagreement with. Your assertion that I'm a socialist because I don't adhere to your strict way of...
BuZZbomb - April 15, 2009, 10:58 pm
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will, On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
WTFO - April 15, 2009, 10:14 pm
how weak and pathetic your mind is. Since you've "gotten older" maybe it's time to see your doctor to assess your mental capacity. Your blind hatred of those who disagree with you and unwaivering support for socialism makes me concerned.
WTFO - April 15, 2009, 10:12 pm
I attack positions, you and your ilk subscribe to personal attacks. Now to be fair, when attacked personnally, I respond in kind. The fact that you base your left positions on people you don't like versus basing positions of logic and evidence just shows
Marduke - April 15, 2009, 11:17 am
You seem to do plenty of attacking on your own blinded by your own partinsanship. But I should at least thank you, it's been fun loving guys like you that have pushed me further left as I've gotten older. And I'm still upset we can't be buddies.
WTFO - April 14, 2009, 11:59 pm
while you're content with lashing out blindly and saying "they are doing it too!" Truly pathetic. Enjoy your rationalizations because if you ever let go of them you may realize how baseless and weak your positions really are.
WTFO - April 14, 2009, 11:57 pm
Go ahead with your usual tactic of justifying bad behavior by pointing elsewhere, Marduke. A true liberal through and through by never taking responsibility or being held accountable. I condemn all irrational attacks regardless of the side it comes from..
Marduke - April 14, 2009, 10:06 am
Don't forget that conservatives have been walking on water since before Christ and no righty would ever lash out with character attacks and half truths. Nope that would never ever happen in the really real world. Glad you cleared that up.
WTFO - April 13, 2009, 8:08 pm
This quote proves something I was no aware of. Even in the 1800s, liberals were vicious character assassins who lashed out without logic or intelligence against those who disagreed with them.
know_it_all - April 13, 2009, 10:52 am
J.S. Mill is a joke, kinda like ron's wanna-be art.
Elder God Douchebag - March 16, 2009, 8:02 pm
Mark - March 16, 2009, 5:41 pm
Derek - "And look were that's got you Mark." You have got to be kidding me. I'm going to try to be nice here and just ask; Do you think that the US would have been better off staying part of England?
Culos - March 16, 2009, 5:04 pm
The way your economy is going you'll soon have to do that to keep warm....:-))))
Derek - March 16, 2009, 5:02 pm
And look were that's got you Mark. Next you'll be advocating burning books ;-)
Mark - February 20, 2009, 12:05 pm
Boo...Hisss! Most of us stopped listening to what the British had to say back in 1776. Nice new logo Ron.
Sean - February 20, 2009, 11:29 am
Good thing he never said anything about libertarians (like me), I suspect that he would have used the words "wing nut" in his quip. Nice poster.

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Rating: 3.21/5

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Zed - September 17, 2009, 4:13 pm
Just try it, "ME/Smarterthanyou", go ahead. Just be warned, I shoot back.
me - September 17, 2009, 12:55 pm
And when those cards become name tags, we will know who to aim for.
DarthBubba - May 9, 2009, 5:33 am
Isn't that when the world's economy fill finally collapse?
RONSART - February 16, 2009, 2:46 am
MR. HtD?....wow...always thought I was alone...nice to see you see the humor too...lol
HtD - February 16, 2009, 2:39 am
Haha. You aren't alone Ron.
WTFO - February 16, 2009, 1:31 am
Definitely made me laugh. Did you find the "$1 Trillion Dollars" yet?
RONSART - February 16, 2009, 1:06 am
Thought you would enjoy this...lol...lol...lol...lol
WTFO - February 16, 2009, 1:03 am
Not a chance in hell, my friend. I could have a full frontal lobotomy and still have enough sense to know ya'll are out of your minds. Keep hoping if it makes you feel good though, bud.
Trapper - February 16, 2009, 12:51 am
You mean there is a liberal on this site?

POLITICAL CARTOONS - Somehow, this gives you better information than all twelve years of FOX News Channel put together.

TAGS: fox news politics liberal conservative
Rating: 2.75/5

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WTFO - January 21, 2009, 11:59 pm
Not only is targeting 1 person no fun, but its not cost effective either. Them damn bombs are expensive. BTW, why is anyone still responding to barockeva? He makes Timmy sound like Einstein. TIMMY!
LogicDude - January 21, 2009, 8:52 am
Ever hear of "Chicago Rules"...you put one of ours in a hospital, we put one of yours in the morgue? Only we decided just one wasn't enough. Besides, targeting 1 person with a JDAM isn't any fun.
Sauce? - January 20, 2009, 6:35 pm
and if Muslims would stop coming over blowing up Christians we wouldn't have to come over to blow up Muslims.
barockeva - January 20, 2009, 6:04 pm
Well if christians would stop invading musilm land, muslims would quit blowing them up.
LogicDude - January 11, 2009, 2:52 pm
If the Muslims would stop blowing up Christians and just blow up each other...you'd be right!
barockeva - January 11, 2009, 2:25 pm
Well if the christian conservatives would quit waging holy wars against the muslims we wouldn't need a huge military.
Anonymous - November 26, 2008, 3:50 pm
Clinton/Gore ran on a platform of less government. They downsized the federal gov't by cutting the military almost in half. There's your $200 billion and then some. And then Slick Willy blames Bush for our troops being spread too thin in the GWOT. Amazi
TyKo - November 2, 2008, 1:38 am
Hey dude! Democrats only had the control over congress for a couple of years of Bush's (THE REPUBLICAN, ITS TRUE YOU CAN'T IGNOR THAT) term. But LogicDude has a point. You know since congress has been the one spending a shit load of cash in iraq.
LogicDude - September 30, 2008, 3:46 pm
And in the current fiscal crisis we have a *GASP* Democrat Congress! "Dude" nailed it!
jerome - September 27, 2008, 8:54 pm
good mtifake kevin!
db - September 27, 2008, 8:48 pm
hahahah "dude" completely raped sauced your moti
KM - September 20, 2008, 8:24 am
American politics - if something goes right, the president can be thanked, if something goes wrong, whoever controlled congress can be blamed, and vice-versa depending on whether you're a Democrat or Republican.
ROTFLMAO - August 9, 2008, 5:05 am
Just make sure to wear your tinfoil hat whenever you go outside, "Dude".
Regardless.... - August 7, 2008, 7:59 pm
Fox Sucks
Dude - August 7, 2008, 2:45 am
Democrat congress, Democrat Congress, Republican Congress, Democrat Congress . . .


TAGS: conservatives liberals trying to get balance in the discussion
Rating: 3.22/5

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knowitall - October 2, 2009, 9:21 am
1 lion btw...
knowitall - October 2, 2009, 9:21 am
i don't hear anyone bitching about this not being funny...nice double standard, i would expect no less from the dumbocrats
RONSART - April 8, 2009, 2:15 am
Thank You Miss Deltabob.
Mark - April 6, 2009, 6:38 pm
Hmmm...that quote sounds familiar. I just read that some where recently. LOL...nicely done. I'll throw my five into the pot now.
agdaniele - April 6, 2009, 6:22 pm
If only it were that easy. Ron, I am humbled.

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Whatwhat - October 27, 2009, 10:27 pm
damn liberals, they're so damn conservative...
WTFO - August 28, 2009, 1:52 am
Couldn't help it. Hey, to make it up to ya, I'll buy you a bag of milk.
Sean - August 28, 2009, 1:32 am
Oh that Canadian crack was wayyy below the border. Way!
WTFO - August 28, 2009, 1:29 am
You were never the prob, bud. Always respect they way you chime in with reason and logic (and occasionally you can be funny, for a Canadian).
Sean - August 28, 2009, 1:12 am
I figured you weren't well rested when you commingled "Don't forget" with "etc." *snickers* So take it easy man, and rest assured that I am just passin' by tonight. No more drive by's, promise. Take it easy.
WTFO - August 28, 2009, 1:03 am
Don't start ranting, Sean. I'm too tired today to muster the anger required to fight thought nazis.
Sean - August 28, 2009, 12:55 am
Seriously, what the hell was Moore's f/n point? What a dufus. Nearest I cold figure is that because Clinton was bombing the hell outta Bosnia (to halt a genocide), that somehow made high school dudes trigger happy.
Sean - August 28, 2009, 12:52 am
rent control? thank a liberal. organized violence called a "picket line"? thank a liberal. allowing guns in national parks? thank a liberal. confusing the hell outta me halfway through "Bowling for Colombine"? thank a liberal.
WTFO - August 28, 2009, 12:42 am
Don't forget about organized crime (teamsters), corrupted politicians, crippling overhead costs for US auto industries, etc.
Bah - August 27, 2009, 9:01 am
Can I thank him with that hammer?
faulty switch - August 24, 2009, 3:25 am
dont even get me started on welfare. lets give lazy people incentive to stay lazy.
HAHA - April 6, 2009, 8:26 pm
Welfare and the generations that are living off of it. Talk about Social Security and giving it to illeagals. Cmon man your paying for it!
Anonymous2 - February 16, 2009, 6:31 pm
Higher taxes? Deficit that grows at over a million dollars a minute? Voter fraud? Thank a liberal!


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Derek - August 9, 2009, 6:21 pm
Ahem... only in a strong and free *country*


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rerun - August 4, 2010, 6:45 am

@theprisoner - Cease & Desist. Take any political arguments to politifake.org
theprisoner6 - August 4, 2010, 5:29 am
who do you think f***ed up the economy to begin with? i'll give you a few clues.....he was a former Presidents son, a draft dodger, and the American public was dumb enough to elect him to two terms.......still can't figure it out? George W. Bush!
LURCH - September 24, 2009, 1:46 am
I bet some of those low wage jobs are gonna look pretty inviting when Obamamus Prime gets through destroying the economy
Haarakkon - August 9, 2009, 2:20 am
That's pretty much the gist of it. Getting ahead is a lovely myth that keeps us going.
mike - August 9, 2009, 1:58 am
low wage conservatives or high taxing liberals, pick your poison
Sean - January 13, 2009, 6:17 pm
Ohhhh Ronnnn. * hands on hips * Yer incorrigible. * cheesy smile while looking into camera *

FEMALE FIREARM OWNER - Who would have thought freaking out Liberals could be this much fun!

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DYING - More proof that conservatives are unintelligent.

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barockeva - January 7, 2009, 3:37 am
Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?
AS - July 25, 2008, 7:24 am
why not kill entire humanity



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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 31, 2009, 1:07 am
was there a hutch....or a side table?.....I really get off on side tables.
CANADA - October 31, 2009, 1:03 am
CANADA - October 31, 2009, 1:02 am
she just put n like a two hour tease session with amina
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 31, 2009, 12:58 am
Stripping what?......Paint?, Lacquer?...A nice antique armoire?
Narutarded - October 31, 2009, 12:51 am
Heven = Hedonist Heaven
Narutarded - October 31, 2009, 12:50 am
And I'll be on The Heven Channel, stripping. ;)
WTFO - October 31, 2009, 12:37 am
BTW, see ya in hell. I'll be there striping the flesh from the bones of Timmys.
WTFO - October 31, 2009, 12:36 am
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 12:35 am
JK. I have a Catholic friend so I can make these jokes and only get punched in the face half the time.
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 12:34 am
thing of the past." Whew. The blasphemy just flew from from me.
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 12:33 am
There's a joke I could make here, but I fear I might go to hell...What are the chances? Here it goes! "I thought NAMBLA was simply a less popular addition to Catholic church. Innovative, because their intentions are in the open, and thus...transfers are a
WTFO - October 31, 2009, 12:23 am
You mean they're not the same people?? I gotta do some better research. ha
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 12:17 am
I think you're mistaking liberals for NAMBLA. jk
WTFO - October 31, 2009, 12:16 am
I dunno, he runs around the city at night in tights with an underage boy in underoos? Sounds pretty liberal to me.
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 12:03 am
Batman isn't a liberal! He's a venture capitalist!
WTFO - October 31, 2009, 12:01 am
I am being super-cereal!
Bah - October 30, 2009, 2:01 pm
They have to save us from Man-Bear-Pig!
Gort - August 14, 2009, 2:37 pm
Batman is a Liberal? You really are shotgunning Teh 0ne's Kool-Aid aren't you?
mrawesomo - August 6, 2009, 3:00 am
And I almost thought I'd found my side :(
Jmac0585 - May 22, 2009, 11:07 am
Can we find out which ones are bulletproof? Soon?
mrawesomo - May 17, 2009, 11:51 pm
it's heroes not heros
Erecrottod - April 30, 2009, 12:45 pm
Liberals + "Heros" = 1
HAHA - April 2, 2009, 9:44 pm
Hector - March 23, 2009, 12:07 pm
Heroes with two E's. Did I miss the grammar/spelling memo? I know I've missed some.
WTFO - January 25, 2009, 12:14 am
I enjoy good debate and appreciate your point of view as well. Thanks for being one of the few who don't lash out with "racist" at the drop of the hat. I'm tired of that BS. It seems to be the defense used by Timmys all over the site.
RONSART - January 25, 2009, 12:05 am
Made me lol...and then had to quit sitting around in my underwear while on Motifake...you too, make me laugh sir...even though we,re probably 180 degrees apart...keep up the good fight...your ideas do make me think...thanks!
WTFO - January 25, 2009, 12:01 am
Yea, I had some inspiration there for a while. What's your opinion of the underwear zing?
RONSART - January 24, 2009, 11:52 pm
Thanks WTFO...just trying to keep up with you Conservatives...lol
WTFO - January 24, 2009, 11:41 pm
Okay, Ron. That was funny as hell. Kudos, bud.
RON - January 24, 2009, 6:33 pm
CUBBY...did,nt you get the memo?...Batman voted for the Dark Democrat...lol
Cubbybear - January 24, 2009, 6:12 pm
The Dark Knight is not a liberal
WTFO - January 24, 2009, 5:16 pm
Ah the arrogance and naivety of liberals. Thinking they have supernatural powers to "save the world" because they know what's best for mere mortals. The truth is they're not better or smarter than others, they just like to run around in their underwear.
LogicDude - January 24, 2009, 4:52 pm
Well that WOULD explain how their enemies always get away...what with the soft approach to crime and all.

CONSERVATIVES - Screwing up demotivators and geopolitics since 4000 B.C.

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know_it_all - April 13, 2009, 11:27 am
barockeva - December 5, 2008, 9:59 am Conservatives, giving hard earned money to mindless killing machines. -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-go worship obama you ignorant fuck, our military is the reason you can say such stupid things without repercussion
know_it_all - April 13, 2009, 11:21 am
liberals, encouraging bad parenting skills through legislative stupidity for as long as i can remember. liberals, making our nation less safe one day @ a time
Claire - February 12, 2009, 6:49 pm
C-c-combo breaker.
LMFAOGTFO - February 6, 2009, 5:49 pm
Pandas, I love them
lol - January 12, 2009, 12:24 am
liberals, helping their mentally and physically retarded child with MY money
barockeva - December 5, 2008, 12:59 pm
Conservatives, giving hard earned money to mindless killing machines.
jp - September 16, 2008, 5:07 pm
liberals=fail they give hard earned money to freeloaders, what a joke!

GOOGLE - Smarter Than You May Think

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funnyman37 - January 19, 2010, 8:03 pm


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knowitall - October 2, 2009, 10:43 am
wow! that's a smart muh fukn censorship program you got there Mr. Motifag.
knowitall - October 2, 2009, 10:33 am
and eli is correct in his assertion. today's liberals would are more like benedict arnold, than anyone in that painting.
knowitall - October 2, 2009, 10:30 am
pffft, liberals don't believe in work! well actually that's not entirely correct, they believe other people should do all the work for them, and allow them to enjoy the benifits of that hard work.
Haarakkon - April 6, 2009, 12:37 am
Economically, socially and culturally, I have much more in common with someone from Lethbridge, Alta. than someone from Charlotte, NC. Same with a Down-Easter and a Newfie.
Haarakkon - April 6, 2009, 12:33 am
I cannot advocate violent overthrow by virtue of my position, either. It is my opinion that those elected representatives (and yes, I have personally met both senators, my congressman and governor) no longer represent the people.
WTFO - April 6, 2009, 12:18 am
agree with the policies out of that office. I post my dissent here as a private citizen, not as a SNCO.
WTFO - April 6, 2009, 12:17 am
Don't get me wrong, while I'm very pissed at the freedoms that have been violated over the past couple of months, I don't advocate blood to change things. I am a serviceman and am completely loyal to the Office of the President. However, I don't have to
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 11:45 pm
I absolutely agree regarding the parties. if they were alive today. I believe Jefferson adage regarding the tree of liberty would certainly be considered. I'm not so sure blood needs to be shed.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 11:37 pm
To be accurate, I think if they were with us today, they'd toss both parties to the wayside. I believe they'd be more in line with the Libertarians of today. However, between Reps and Dems, I think they're principles are more right than left. My opinion.
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 1:56 am
founding fathers were or would be conservatives (and by extension, members of the Republican party) if they were among us now.
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 1:54 am
a few radical agitators that threw off the yoke of oppression 200+ years ago have become symbolic of the conservative agenda today, although your comments give me some insight on this. Few things I can think of are further from the truth than to say the
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 1:51 am
I'm not certain the previous 8 years were any better for us as a people. Or that the next 3 1/2 are the second coming of Ragnarok. Some fundamental liberties suffered under the Bush administration. Some may suffer under this one. What confuses me is how
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 1:44 am
Well, 50% concurrence is better than none I guess.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 1:40 am
doesn't equate to the liberals of our time as the poster suggests. The liberals of our time are tearing down the founding principles.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 1:39 am
No argument here on having radicals on both sides. Unfortunately, the good, moderate Dems are marginalized right now cause the far left has captured the party. Yes, the founding fathers had "liberal" thoughts for their time but that definition of the word
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 1:35 am
Radicals are not only left-wingers. I submit the Militias of Montana and Michigan are fairly right-wing in their beliefs. The founding fathers believed in the principle of equality, an extremely liberal notion for their time.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 1:21 am
agree with that sentiment. Unfortunately, our govt is being overthrown (but not through the use of arms) right now. Some of the founding principles of this nation are under attack because the radicals were voted into govt offices.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 1:20 am
My fault. I thought that was where you were going. However, on your real point, those who overthrow of an oppressive govt are only considered radical by the govt being overthrown. From the perspective of the founding fathers, there liberated us and I
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 1:07 am
Whoa, Nellie. Iraq never entered this equation. My contention is merely this, that anyone advocating armed overthrow of their current form of government, is, by definition, a radical. Therefore, the founding fathers were radicals, even in their own time
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 12:53 am
with Britian. I think where they founding fathers would have the hardest time is seeing how we are returning to the same oppressive big govt that we fought against to stand up this Republic.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 12:52 am
As for Washington, Hemp is used to make rope and other things as well. It also wasn't illegal at the time so it's an irrelevant point in my mind. I believe that this country has been divisive since its beginning. Several colonists didn't want to go to war
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 12:50 am
Building a free country in that region takes time and is harder when hostile countries around the area (Iran, Syria, Saudi) keep flooding insurgents into Iraq. I'm sorry you are not patient enough to give them a chance to succeed.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 12:48 am
too weak to back up their own "strongly worded letters" to Saddam, we gathered 39 other like-minded countries and wiped him and his psycho sons off the planet. A job well done. That move also worked to set the battlespace for the Global War on Terror.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 12:46 am
I didn't dodge anything. We overthrew a dictator that engaged in acts of war against this country, was a known sponsor of terrorism, he violated international law for a decade, and he was a threat to his neighbors and his own people. So when the UN was
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 12:15 am
Ironically, Jefferson was widely known as a liberal even in his time.
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 12:13 am
Frankly, I believe the founding fathers would be disgusted by all of it if they were alive today, the divisiveness, the partisan bickering, the incivility. Jefferson certainly would advcocate armed revolution.
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 12:10 am
Beg to differ, gents. If the conservatives like to claim a hemp growing immigrant as one of their own (George Washington), that's their choice. I see you completely dodged the overthrow question, WTFO.
Mark - April 4, 2009, 11:56 pm
That's right! And sometimes they even use red ink.
agdaniele - April 4, 2009, 11:54 pm
Especially when they use all caps!
Mark - April 4, 2009, 11:52 pm
WTFO - In all fairness to the Democratic Party, their nasty letters are also very stern.
Mark - April 4, 2009, 11:48 pm
Haarakkon - I'm all for the peaceful overthrow of our elected representatives. They have failed us all. If that doesn't work....well let's see what happens. WTFO - You were right the first time. It's "bear arms." Bare arms would be naked...oh my!
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:47 pm
The Republican party defends the freedoms of this nation and the world from threats. Democrats write nasty letters and engage in appeasement policies.
Haarakkon - April 4, 2009, 11:37 pm
The Republican Party advocates a violent overthrow of the existing form of government? Wait, since a Democrat is in office, I guess that IS correct. Never mind.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:18 pm
Just noticed that I used the wrong spelling of "bare". Oh well, right to bare arms or arm bears, whatever the hell you want to do.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:17 pm
These men were not liberals in this country. They stood for what the Republicans stand for now. Sorry that I have to stand on the other side of the issue from you my friend, but that is certainly nothing new.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:16 pm
Poor analogy, Ron. These men were liberals in the eyes of King George III. However, they stood for the rights of the individual not the govt, smaller govt, right to bear arms, lower taxes, capitalism, freedom of religion, and they built a Republic.
eli - April 4, 2009, 8:41 pm
liberals would be the torries turning these badasses in to the british, LONG LIVE REPUBLICANA!!!
Toussaint - February 5, 2009, 11:02 am
The Constitution has been perverted and misshaped into the deformed appearance it is today. Only the Shroud of Turin is more sacred an untouchable and removed from discovering the truth.
Liberals at work... - February 5, 2009, 12:57 am
for the last time. Then they unionized.


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Derek - October 5, 2009, 5:27 pm
Or at least corrupt in several ways.


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WTFO - April 12, 2009, 11:48 pm
In order to get really good spin, you have to start the twist at the shoulder, and speed it up at the elbow when you throw it. I think we are wearing down Ron. He'll convert soon.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 2:56 pm
Damn WTFO! You put so much spin on that one that my monitor moved. Ron...How can we convince you to come over to our side and make high quality posters for the righteous right wingers?
WTFO - March 17, 2009, 6:22 pm
It really is the only way logical, intelligent conservatives can be convinced that socialism, high taxes, mass entitlement programs and Obamanomics are good for America. Thanks for the free ad, Ron.
WTFO - March 17, 2009, 6:20 pm
Yes, my newest book! It helps conservatives change into Democrats and liberals. The Democrat procedure only calls for a full frontal lobotomy whereas full blown Kool-Aid guzzling liberal is a complete removal of everything above the spinal cord.
... - March 17, 2009, 12:48 am
ANN, RUSS, Hannity, O'Rly, more to come.

REPUBLICANS - Because EVERYONE can't be retarded.

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theCrazyCassock - March 10, 2012, 2:51 pm
Nice, let's make fun of people with neurological problems. How many folk of three are a#@holes? (I am a father of a 'retard' who suffers horrifically, thank God you don't know anything about what that means) Nice, very caring toward the less fortunate.
Turd Fergeson - June 11, 2009, 12:23 am
Republicans: Immune to your faggotry
barockeva - January 29, 2009, 6:59 pm
Change. Republicans are immune to it.
REPUB - June 22, 2008, 11:47 pm
Ether boring... or sure enough of themselves that they don't have to jump on EVERY band wagon that rolls by. Either way LIberals are pussies!
Max - June 15, 2008, 5:59 pm
I took it to mean that Republicans were boring.
Chris - June 14, 2008, 6:54 pm
Nope. Only one out of every three people can be retarded.
Blue Shirt - May 26, 2008, 9:09 pm
Because John McCain was elected by the "Moderates" a.k.a. guys in the middle. The Republican party needs to stop letting anyone vote in their primaries!
Question - May 20, 2008, 11:53 pm
So why is it that John McCain, the Republican Nominee is more like the guy in the Middle than the guy on the right?
Phil - May 14, 2008, 5:13 pm
Ha ha, that is so true it hurts.

RIGHT ON COURSE - Breadlines, here we come! Good thing I have a vegetable garden.

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Jmac0585 - June 2, 2009, 8:01 pm
Who said anything about communism?
Lolness - June 2, 2009, 6:36 pm
Karl Marx hated communism

POLICE DOGS - Like most liberals, you can't reason with them.

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Jmac0585 - May 14, 2009, 10:06 am
This also Mark is reasoning, which should invoke a negative response from an ignoramus.
Jmac0585 - May 14, 2009, 10:05 am
The handlers that treat their dogs as pets run into trouble when the dog might not follow orders as closely as they ought. Part of the handlers training is understanding that the dog is a cop, and not a pet, and should be treated as such.
Jmac0585 - May 14, 2009, 10:04 am
The K9 officers continually train with them, and each other, so a dog will attack a person it knows it isn't a criminal, simply because it was commanded by it's handler to do so, IF the dog's handler treats the dog like an officer and not a pet.
Jmac0585 - May 14, 2009, 10:02 am
Mark - While I appreciate the comment (very much) the dog is in fact my brother's. Kasper is a command away from ripping off a perps arm, regardless of what the perp does or says.
Mark - May 13, 2009, 8:46 pm
Jmac - Although I agree with your basic idea, I have found that most Police Canines are ultra-conservative and as long as you do what they want you to do, they can be reasoned with. I gave it a 5 just because I'm a rabid Republican.


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repiglicanzsuk - May 14, 2008, 8:47 pm
You walked right into the trap, "FEEL" BETTER?, It's the play on your previous moti----aw, forget it. I mean, is "Fag" really all you got? Play the game-play the game-play the game.
Neal - May 14, 2008, 5:18 pm
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha is that your best??? Fag!


CONSERVATIVES - Fight the real enemy!

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YAY! - May 10, 2009, 9:01 pm
Conservatives........Fucking Morons
Zed - July 21, 2008, 2:11 am
The Terrorist who attacked us was OSAMA BIN LADIN, from his base in AFGHANISTAN, not Iraq, retard!
Jesse - June 6, 2008, 3:00 pm
The problem with conservatives: they apparently don't do the "abstract thought" thing so well, if you're any indication. If that sign is real, it's referring to a health care problem.
Dumb Ass Liberals - May 20, 2008, 10:38 pm
The problem with Liberals. They see Conservative Americans as the "real enemy"... not the Terrorist who knocked down two of our buildings and beheaded our civilians! Fucking morons.

FOX NEWS - A child of five would understand this. Quickly, send someone to fetch a child of five.

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I think I can pass for 5


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Bartimaeus - October 15, 2009, 8:01 pm
lol! In only something funny could be done with Obama's name...Oh, wait...
LogicDude - October 15, 2009, 7:51 am
Pre-November 2008 the site was the exact opposite...nothing but Bush-haters. Then we got more bisexual chicks and lesbians on the site and it balanced out better.
Haarakkon - October 15, 2009, 3:02 am
There are a handful who can think of nothing (apparently) except the conservative agenda. A number of steps have been taken to remedy the situation, but none seem effective.
Bartimaeus - October 15, 2009, 2:42 am
O, so it's not a matter of numbers but volume. The people on one side are simply louder than those on the other. I guess that's common place.
Haarakkon - October 15, 2009, 2:35 am
I would guess most are moderates, but the conservatives chew up most of the air time whimpering. Some sort of "sky is falling" and "payback for telling us GWB was an idiot" mentality.
Bartimaeus - October 15, 2009, 2:24 am
Great poster, 5/5. Is there a majority of conservatives on this site? I don't consider myself as being of either party, but...things seem unbalanced around here.
Derek - October 15, 2009, 2:13 am
Nobody in the US did either ;})
Claire - September 7, 2009, 1:34 pm
At least we didn't vote for a socialist president.


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Flapjawman - September 14, 2009, 3:48 pm
Hey, if there were no conservatives then the liberals would not have anyone working and paying taxes so the Libs could sponge off no one anymore...
LogicDude - January 12, 2009, 6:01 pm
I love how we can come together and heal *sniff* and agree to disagree *sniff* but, Sean, I thought you were a Canadian...now you say you're from Liberia? WTF man!? And RON...your posters are VERY GOOD! So...how many toothpicks fell? XD
Sean - January 12, 2009, 5:19 pm
Can't tonight, gotta a squash game. Some other time for sure. Bye.
RON - January 12, 2009, 5:14 pm
You’re a Good Man Sean! Now let,s go have a beer...I,m buying!
Sean - January 12, 2009, 5:05 pm
hippo one. I just think you're better that this type of stuff. And you must know I'm no conservative (actually a libertarian). So take it easy man.
Sean - January 12, 2009, 5:03 pm
Honestly Ron, I commented without noticing who posted it. I know that sounds dumb. Had I taken the time to notice I would have worded my comment better. I do apologize for that. And I don't think most of yours are crap. Still absolutely love the ....
motifake - January 12, 2009, 4:43 pm
You guys digging the new character count yet? :)
RON - January 12, 2009, 4:43 pm
I felt hurt...
RON - January 12, 2009, 4:40 pm
third thought...you as one of the best Motifakers here...just felt hurt...that,s my problem...lol...most of my posters are crap...just enjoying being part of motifake.
RON - January 12, 2009, 4:27 pm
second thought...I feel no need to make judgement on your posts in a negative way...that’s what voting is for...
RON - January 12, 2009, 4:26 pm
I sit back and watch all the crap of conservative political comments...bush the god of republicans...etc...just as battles of religious nuts...on Jesus...so just another comment of the issues being commented on.
Sean - January 12, 2009, 4:18 pm
So I take it Ron that this is a retaliation for the other one? If so then why bother? It's beneath you. You got skills most of us lack ....
Sean - January 12, 2009, 4:09 pm
--is my fault on that issue). In terms of what else you're saying here, uhm, I just don't understand.
Sean - January 12, 2009, 4:08 pm
I think you've misunderstood the comment of mine that you quoted. It was directed at MFLF, as he had just made a comment before that in relation to that poster. The comment (that comment) therefore was not directed at you or the poster (the amibiguity i
RON - January 12, 2009, 3:56 pm
offering a challenge to the first one...you now call crap...hummm?...not all posters are funny...
RON - January 12, 2009, 3:55 pm
DEAR SIR SEAN...your first chance to comment on the first poster as crap was not taken...(... so yer sayin' that with the royalties, you can buy 'n sell the rest of us? Gloating ... it's just so unbecoming. Sheesh (not Cheech).)so now because of me offeri
Sean - January 12, 2009, 2:29 pm
Lame fuckin' poster. Just as lame as the flip side of this one. No attempt at humor. Just crap. And I don't care which of the two came first. Both suck suck suck. Now make with the funny.
LogicDude - January 12, 2009, 12:46 pm
Of course you are...without Conservatives who would the Libs have to blame for everything they've screwed up?
Matters_Not - January 12, 2009, 3:24 am
im pretty sure i wont get invited to this party...lol
... - January 12, 2009, 3:17 am
Hey Dude, So right on. I'll bring the beer. Is Cubbybear bringing the girls?


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MrFishyduck - December 30, 2010, 3:20 pm
What does santa clause, the easter bunny, and patriotc liberals have in common? They're all imaginary!
Pherothanaton - September 28, 2010, 3:46 am
Hmm...When I read this I thought that the last comment would be his. Interesting...
north star - September 7, 2009, 11:03 pm
Patriotic Liberal - Oxymoron.
north star - September 7, 2009, 11:02 pm
How about the DVD of "Family Guy" when Elmer Fudd shoots Bugs and the wrings his neck - pretty good.
Derek - August 27, 2009, 7:11 pm
and that last word is: "hypocrisy"


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SgtRock - March 15, 2010, 4:41 pm
Sorry Ronsart, I like most of your pictures... Your one of my favorites...
GreyScorpion - March 15, 2010, 4:41 pm
*free to visit*
GreyScorpion - March 15, 2010, 4:40 pm
and those campers are over at politifake.com. please feel visit
SgtRock - March 15, 2010, 4:39 pm
This is more into the Liberal camp.
TED - March 15, 2010, 4:31 pm
Why us it every time a prog wants to make fun of a conservative he does it by making fun of homosexuals? I thought you guys really dug them??
Sean - January 9, 2009, 5:01 pm
... jealousy ... so unbecoming ... even for an arachnid.
LogicDude - January 9, 2009, 4:59 pm
Timmy7 is another of the great collection of Timmy's around here...he was molested by Paul the "Child Agent"...so not ALL his fault.
Arrogant Knight - January 9, 2009, 4:56 pm
Don't you start again.
Scorpio7 - January 9, 2009, 4:55 pm
I don't understand. Just who is the guy LogicDude is supposed to be kissing?


TAGS: thesaurus conservatives buttheads
Rating: 3.16/5

More motifakes by ronsart

thwolf - May 19, 2010, 2:33 pm
Words. They just don't mean what they used to.
hurr durr i a republican - October 23, 2009, 10:16 am
niggardly... LOLWUT
mrbombastic - September 21, 2009, 11:27 am
You forgot to highlight "radical," "lax," and "careless." Also the guy who wrote this entry forgot to put immoral, inexperienced, weed-smoking, whiny, hypocritical, anti-military, ungrateful, and godless.
Huh - July 20, 2009, 9:15 pm
I bet you the thesaurus was made by a liberal.
RONSART - February 2, 2009, 3:32 am
TEST...had to pick one to try...lol


TAGS: conservative liberals truth
Rating: 3.05/5

More motifakes by ronsart

WTFO - March 16, 2009, 1:34 am
That is so wrong, Ron. Two points if I may: 1. I can never be changed without a full frontal lobotomy, 2. I'm always the pitcher.
RON - March 16, 2009, 1:16 am
Keeps you sir, Mr. WTFO on your toes eh?...lol
RON - March 16, 2009, 1:15 am
was always thinking of WTFO when making...lol...it,s like a Obama bodyguard with WTFO...Fun is Fun!


TAGS: right wing conservatives liberals of truth
Rating: 2.94/5

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manicbranic - October 9, 2009, 1:15 pm
Faith & spitituality are for losers, and risk is inherently exclusive. To crowd out people who can actually afford healthcare the government is going to have incur further fiscal losses. Would be cheaper to just build hospitals in the slums.
Bah - October 6, 2009, 1:04 pm
Silly libs, Jesus believed in charity! If you ask me to contribute, that's charity. If you FORCE me to give my money to another citizen, that's theft. Jesus wasn't big on stealing.
VinceVicious - August 30, 2009, 4:40 am
barockeva, you should know that it it won't be free and will come from our taxes. the current rates will not be enough.
LogicDude - March 13, 2009, 9:27 am
And his health care wasn't run by the Romans, Pharisees or Saducees - so NO government-mandated costs or taxes were involved.
BoneCD - March 12, 2009, 7:32 pm
I think that the Bible shows that Jesus was into "Selective Health Care"...the shock and awe kind if I'm not mistaken
barockeva - March 12, 2009, 7:23 pm
Jesus supported free healthcare.
Mark - March 2, 2009, 7:06 pm
Porcelina - Please change your picture. I can't argue with you when you're staring at me like that.
Porcelina - March 2, 2009, 6:38 pm
Jesus wanted to Liberate the hebrews.. liberate..liberal.. I think that's it
Marduke - March 2, 2009, 6:20 pm
I'm thinking the holy spirit was liberal just to offset the trinity. At least that is what my guardian angel told me.
Mark - March 2, 2009, 12:27 pm
Yeah Ron...you lost me on this one too. I think of our two political parties the Right wingers are the more religious even. I'm sure most Democrats consider Jesus to be a Liberal, but us Republicans know that God is on our side.
walkerofskies - March 2, 2009, 12:16 pm
I have looked at this thing a whole lot what does the cartoon mean? Where is the joke?
walkerofskies - March 2, 2009, 12:16 pm
I have looked at this thing a whole lot what does the cartoon mean? Where is the joke?
Cubbybear - February 5, 2009, 10:28 am
In order for an eagle to fly it needs both wings

IT'S . . . WE THE PEOPLE . . . - Not, "I won."

TAGS: liberals obama conservatives democrats constitution
Rating: 2.9/5

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Ed-Hyde - September 4, 2009, 8:46 am
Amen Amen and Amen
Pacifist - September 3, 2009, 5:54 pm
What did they win? A glass of spilled milk?

PSST...PSST... -

OBAMA'S AMERICA - You asked for it. Be prepared.

ANN COULTER - Girly-liberal-boys won't admit it... But they like her!

TAGS: ann coulter liberal conservative
Rating: 2.52/5

IT MUST SUCK - to be scared shitless every day of your life.

TAGS: liberals shitless conservatives
Rating: 2.48/5

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WTFO - June 13, 2009, 11:01 pm
We should lob that Vanilla Ice thing to Ron and let him run with it.
WTFO - June 13, 2009, 11:00 pm
I can always count on you to bring the joke the rest of the way home, LD.
LogicDude - June 13, 2009, 8:39 pm
Word to your Mother = 1 Lion. Good prompt WTFO!
WTFO - June 13, 2009, 12:32 am
Tunnel = 1. BSWAWT is absolutely right. Next time, post a comment or create something of your own. Tunnelers are the Vanilla Ice's of MotiFake. Steal the notes, add just a bit and claim credit.
Black suit with a white tie - June 12, 2009, 4:59 pm
This is one of those posters where it would have been more effective as a comment... If at all. The fact of the matter is, the original is funnier.


TAGS: coulter coultergeist republican conservative idiot giant adam s apple man bush witch bitch
Rating: 2.47/5

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Neocon H8R - July 6, 2009, 4:31 am
I find her atractive yet repulsive. I dont know wether to kiss her mouth or stuff it with a rag so she will shut up.
Conservatives - May 15, 2008, 6:35 pm
"all thing intellectual"? Apparently liberals don't understand that thing should have an 's' on it in this sentence.
Sean - May 9, 2008, 4:11 pm
By that I mean you crack nuts with a freakin' sledge hammer.
Sean - May 9, 2008, 4:10 pm

LIBERALS - Defying their own theories of Evolution and Natural Selection.

FOX NEWS - Scare and Silence!

TAGS: fox news conservatives republicans christians sean hannity
Rating: 1.93/5

More motifakes by Hassan

rerun - March 7, 2010, 10:50 pm

Culos is the one who found it, I crop it down and got rid of back ground. I think it is part of a sign in a marina somewhere. Water & boats originally in back.
rerun - March 7, 2010, 10:49 pm

hopefully Mr. M will allow me to keep it. I debated it SFW/NSFW. Figured kinda artsy and SFW
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 10:46 pm
very nice
rerun - March 7, 2010, 10:36 pm

It was a gift from a friend
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 10:35 pm
you sculpt that avatar yourself ReRun?
rerun - March 7, 2010, 10:33 pm

she is harmless, unless she isn't
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 10:32 pm
ssshhh, stay put, I see Claire lurking ;)
ICEMAN - March 7, 2010, 10:30 pm
Just a little retribution for banning me. ;)
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 10:26 pm
Crap!! etu Ice?
ICEMAN - March 7, 2010, 10:24 pm
Looks like Grey is slow AGAIN. Heh, heh.
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 10:23 pm
In your defense, I did have to type a lot more than you.
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 10:23 pm
Come along now, GS... if you can't keep up, you'll have to get back in the stroller!
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 10:22 pm
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 10:22 pm
oh, we moved those kinds of comments across the street to politifake. thanks for stopping by
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 10:22 pm
That's why we don't address or make political posters here anymore. Thanks for the input, but if you are interested in political stuff... please visit politifake.org
CrazyAlaskan - March 7, 2010, 10:20 pm
Even as a moderate (neither republican nor democrat), I find this picture portraying an American citizen as a Nazi to be very offensive, & to be totally honest the rest of this picture really immature. Totally uncalled for & unnecessary in my opinion.
Rollseyes - November 5, 2009, 12:45 am
Oh for the luvvapete! Could this politifake suck any worse? 1l. There really should be a way to give 0L for politifakes.


TAGS: conservative feel better think tool
Rating: 1.85/5
Mark - April 4, 2009, 11:14 pm
Tunnel = 1
Mark - April 4, 2009, 11:14 pm
Funny - The war may be useless to you but then you're useless to me. Ask the Kurds if the war is useless or the Iraqis that are lining up to vote. I wonder if all those partial birth abortions supported by BHO felt anything. Who has money to care about?
Funny - April 4, 2009, 10:44 pm
Conservatives do not feel? So that is why you do not care (or rather "feel" anything) if someone dies in a useless war. All you care about is your money. It all makes sense now.

INTELLECTUAL CONSERVATIVE - Thinking with our asses since time began... About five or six thousand years ago.

TAGS: conservative
Rating: 1.29/5

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Ed-Hyde - August 5, 2009, 7:23 am
Usually the one that shows up with chips and guiness. Guiness wins votes ya know.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 5, 2009, 5:40 am
... and what party controls Congress?
knowitall - August 4, 2009, 3:11 pm
gay marriage, there's an important issue. dr. gates getting arrested, wow i'm glad you have time to deal with that mr obama. good fucking job! how bout our journalists and hikers that have been imprisoned. you don't really give a fuck about them do u?
knowitall - August 4, 2009, 3:10 pm
you think corporate execs are going to take a pay cut b/c taxes go up? fat chance, they'll fire people and raise prices. fucking liberal dumbasses are too busy changing gender and smoking pot to realize it though...
knowitall - August 4, 2009, 3:09 pm
smart would be knowing that obama is lying when he says he cares about "main street", b/c if he did he wouldn't raise corporate taxes which will be passed on to the lower and middle class.
knowitall - August 4, 2009, 3:08 pm
pffft, smart would've been a veto the economic stimulus plan and the transparency he promised rather than the 100s of 1000s of dollars obama is spending to hide his real birth certificate.
:P - May 10, 2009, 8:45 pm
I like it when conservatives try to act smart its soooooooooo funny :)

Heart vs Brain -

TAGS: liberal conservative heart brain quote
Rating: 4.75/5

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steve1961 - September 16, 2014, 6:09 pm
David Lloyd George was the best-hated statesman of his time, as well as the best loved, ~ David Low
EmilioDumphque - September 16, 2014, 4:24 pm
"Winston would make a drum from his own mother's skin to sound his praises" =Lloyd George

LESBIAN PROTEST - I haven't seen this many Upset Ol' Bitties since I had a wardrobe malfunction with my Track Pants at BINGO.


TAGS: authors conservatives liberals truths
Rating: 3.41/5

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WTFO - September 18, 2009, 1:09 am
me, my friend Ron like to rib me from time to time. However I responded to this poster by creating 2 posters with the title "liberal truth" 1 and 2.
me - September 17, 2009, 1:16 pm
Umm again, what liberal truths? Fact and logic don't compare to emotionalism and rhetoric remember libtard?
WTFO - August 28, 2009, 12:30 am
Rhino, there are two posters with liberal truths. Do a search and you should be able to find them.
Rhino - August 27, 2009, 11:01 pm
What liberal truths?
WTFO - February 1, 2009, 1:00 am
Typo: make that "honored by the praise" one too many whiskey sours.
WTFO - February 1, 2009, 12:59 am
Ron, from a motifaker of you caliber, I'm honored to by the praise. Sean, I can't believe I left you speechless. Ya'll have a good night.
Sean - February 1, 2009, 12:47 am
*stares at computer screen, brow furrowed, unable to respond to previous comment*
WTFO - February 1, 2009, 12:45 am
Sean, did you get a squirrel because you're nuts? ha. I am a little jealous of the body armor though.
RON - February 1, 2009, 12:43 am
Mr. WTFO...went and saw...thanks for heads up on the poster...did make me lol...reminds me of Hitlers plans...lol whiskey sours???? Same drink Obama had on his inauguration toast...wow...small world...lol...check with you later sir.
Sean - February 1, 2009, 12:39 am
Tribute? Pshaw ... mine has an amsome fuckin' ground squirrel in shining armour. Now THAT's a tribute. Made my day. (Of course the Thomas Sowell reference here is way cool, too.)
WTFO - February 1, 2009, 12:22 am
Ron, that reminds me. You can find the poster I mentioned under the title "liberal truth #1". And I take whiskey sours.
RON - January 31, 2009, 11:43 pm
Oh...by the way...I,m buying the drinks for us...will use my rebate check from Obama...hell, we,ll be able to drink on me all week...lol
WTFO - January 31, 2009, 11:43 pm
Right back at you...you naive liberal...Ha
RON - January 31, 2009, 11:39 pm
Glad you enjoyed...remember...everything in fun...and do appreciate your debates...I,m not smart enough to keep up with you...so just a little tribute to you...you damn conservative...lol
WTFO - January 31, 2009, 11:33 pm
I feel like I've finally arrived. BTW, Ron. You inspired me to create a "liberal truth" poster. Hope you enjoy it.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 31, 2009, 11:14 pm
Funny, and WTFO finally has a tribute, too.
Sean - January 31, 2009, 7:25 pm
Ohhhh, I love Thomas Sowell.
WTFO - January 31, 2009, 7:23 pm
BTW, while I'm honored to be featured in one of you posters, we'll have to sit down over some drinks so you can help me find the so called "liberal truths". I've looked and I can't find many. Maybe our good friends Jack, Jim and Jose can help me see them
WTFO - January 31, 2009, 7:04 pm
Funny guy. Very good, bud. You'll have to create another one from the other side. Unfortunately, you can't fill up a whole book with the "racist" and "redneck" comebacks used by some.



TAGS: obama conservatives liberals truth
Rating: 3.32/5

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Zed - July 4, 2009, 4:21 pm
"Dems look back because they have no plan for the future." Too bad the Republican plan is to turn back time to 1912 again...
a name - July 4, 2009, 2:57 am
I don't know, I hear many bears do consider themselves to be Roman Catholic, so they may just take pictures with it. Now if you got a Lutheran bear, that may be a problem.
mooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 2:51 am
If not an Archie comic, definitely a speak and spell.
mooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 2:50 am
That's the ticket "no use" use your words... Taking into account the place where TTH lives, The Bear should be the one who's upset.
a name - July 4, 2009, 2:47 am
And I wouldn't build a cabin in the woods. Not after I find out all those awful things bears and the Pope do in them.
a name - July 4, 2009, 2:46 am
If they had taken a picture of Bush from behind, the document would've probably had an Archie comic hidden under it...
moooooooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 2:35 am
Oh My God! she thinks your our servant, cause your black! Haa Haa, this is the best day of my miserable life, SWEEET! I love racism! (Spanky)
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 2:26 am
There are no trees in your little town TTH.
TheTrashHeap - July 4, 2009, 2:24 am
the fact is no matter who is in office they are just a retarded puppet of big business. Politics is a waste of time. im gonna go build a cabin in the woods.
moooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 2:23 am
he hooped e'm for fun. I mean, who would "body cavity" search the president. Besides a Lewinsky.
mooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 2:22 am
And "Becca, don't touch me there Becca, I pee white, Becca I pee white"
TheTrashHeap - July 4, 2009, 2:21 am
bush jr was hooping 8balls so he could sneak em in to the oval office and do rails off condi's ass. Or at least thats how i would run a country
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 2:21 am
didn;t he also say "I am sick and tired of being treated like a little kid, I want to ride the bus alone"
TheTrashHeap - July 4, 2009, 2:19 am
That was bush senior.
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 2:15 am
"I did a poopoo in my dipey" Washington D.C, May 12, 2008. Or was that McCain?
TheTrashHeap - July 4, 2009, 2:07 am
"I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office." --Washington, D.C., May 12, 2008
TheTrashHeap - July 4, 2009, 2:01 am
"If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." --Washington, D.C., Dec. 19, 2000
TheTrashHeap - July 4, 2009, 2:00 am
"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." --Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004
TheTrashHeap - July 4, 2009, 2:00 am
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." --Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004
TheTrashHeap - July 4, 2009, 1:58 am
Considering some of the things Bush Jr said even with a teleprompter? Are you nuts!
moooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 1:54 am
Enough with the teleprompter jokes. Do you really think you could do better remembering all those lines? Everyone on TV uses a teleprompter. Or can say "Line" when they need to.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 4, 2009, 1:47 am
We just want to steal his teleprompter. That's all.
know_it_all - June 18, 2009, 5:22 pm
this comment section has been owned by WTFO. democrats may stop holding their hands out now, and attempt to pull heads from their asses. if that seems to difficult (which i'm sure it will), there's alway suicide...
Mark - April 15, 2009, 12:23 am
If we don't hear from HAHA for a while we'll know that the Secret Service is monitoring MotiFake.
WTFO - April 14, 2009, 11:43 pm
I hope that's not a threat. While I'm not a fan, threatening the President of the US is completely unacceptable. If you are referring to a wave of votes against him in 4 years, then forgive me jumping to a conclusion.
HAHA - April 14, 2009, 10:24 pm
You better look back cause the people who are tired of you socialist agenda are coming. its coming.
WTFO - March 27, 2009, 6:48 pm
Dems look back because they have no plan for the future.
RON - March 26, 2009, 3:06 pm
thank you sir...always trying to bring balance to all the political discussions...lol...
Moar - March 26, 2009, 2:30 pm
Fucking love it Ron
Republican - March 23, 2009, 5:30 pm
Surprise buttsecks!

ANONYMOUS COWARDS - Posting Anti-American posters or comments while not using a handle anymore recognizable than some random letters. Because anyone would care enough to track you down, even if you used your real name. Wuss...

TAGS: politics republicans democrats europe europeans fail owned pwned liberals conservatives
Rating: 3.11/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 11:48 am
Ed-Hyde FTW!!! 1L.
Jmac0585 - September 23, 2009, 5:30 pm
If you believe something enough to say it, your argument loses all credibility if you fail to own it. Say what you want, but either own it, or go away.
Reason - September 23, 2009, 5:05 pm
freedom of speach. an american virtue if i remember school right? so STFU.
Ed-Hyde - August 18, 2009, 11:26 am
Thus spaketh Jmac0585, champion of idiots around the world.
Anon - August 18, 2009, 11:04 am
Butthurt Amerifag is butthurt. Everyone is posting anti(insert nation) in here. Your is not a special snowflake. Get over it.


TAGS: tough guy conservative whiners
Rating: 3.1/5

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agdaniele - August 1, 2009, 11:58 pm
And I never did thank Benedict Arnold for posting the first comment!
Sean - July 31, 2009, 5:06 pm
I know Moooooooooooooooooooo, I KNOW! And every ten to twenty minutes or so, there's this strange, haunting, hoofy knock on my front door. I'm too scared to answer it ... but I have to eventually, I have this candygram coming. Hurrrayyyy!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2009, 2:33 pm
FYI, Paul. EVERYTHING on Motifake is a joke....especially you.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2009, 2:32 pm
WTF Sean? Epic Typo failure.
Sean - July 31, 2009, 2:28 pm
Oh my god! *Canada (please! don't nobody tell the mooses!)
Sean - July 31, 2009, 2:20 pm
the greatest nation of all time. Hey, you know who you are ... *mutters WTFO*
Sean - July 31, 2009, 2:19 pm
I'm not sure who else distorted the facts Paul. But as I accept your word for it, I apologise for mis-stating the record. Now if you don't mind, I have to get back to training my all-moose hit squad, as someone recently implied that Cananda was NOT ...
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 31, 2009, 9:16 am
This is obviously not a joke. But you're entitled to your opinion. But hey, I admit that that first poster I made that started this series was wrong of me to do.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2009, 9:06 am
I concur.....Being able to take a joke is a very important part of being included in the motifake community......So is making funny posters...You sir, fail on both fronts.
Arrogant Knight - July 31, 2009, 8:58 am
No, no... It's just you.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 31, 2009, 8:38 am
Facts and truth have a nasty habit of doing that.
Arrogant Knight - July 31, 2009, 8:34 am
...You're annoying.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 31, 2009, 8:29 am
But since when do the facts matter?
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 31, 2009, 8:28 am
Ummmm... way to distort the facts guys but no. I didn't "whine" to have a poster deleted. I simply played the game and made a counter poster that was rejected. Then the boss realized that yours "slipped through" and HE decided to delete it.
BoneCD - July 30, 2009, 8:29 pm
ahhh football
a name of no use - July 30, 2009, 8:26 pm
Stupid, he should've run it in, now we have to settle for three points...
BoneCD - July 30, 2009, 8:09 pm
poulticing = politicking
BoneCD - July 30, 2009, 8:08 pm
At first I was relieved...but the I realized that nobody hated me anymore
BoneCD - July 30, 2009, 8:06 pm
I was poulticing to have Deltabob's removed...but then she explained that she was really targeting Patricia's monkey and not me
Sean - July 30, 2009, 7:39 pm
Who? Indeed. And more specifically, the whiner who will soon get this poster yanked as well.
agdaniele - July 30, 2009, 7:35 pm
Who's Paul?
Sean - July 30, 2009, 7:29 pm
Why must aggy be so mean? *hands Paul a tissue*



TAGS: changes conservatives liberals shock treatment
Rating: 3/5

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WTFO - June 27, 2009, 5:38 pm
Ron, you'd have to zap my brain until it was warm goo before I'd be a liberal. I make judgements on logic and an understanding of the real world versus ideoligical theories that work on paper but fail when put in practice.
RO - June 26, 2009, 8:27 pm
LOL...Sean you need to answer that question with a poster...great idea. Guy getting shocked looks like Mr. WTFO...lol After drinking a few beers...lol
agdaniele - June 26, 2009, 8:22 pm
No middle of the road anymore? What's the political version of agnostic?


TAGS: liberals conservatives guns love
Rating: 2.94/5

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BoneCD - October 25, 2009, 1:44 am
Somebody has to pick up the slack for those peps in the Southwest
agdaniele - October 25, 2009, 1:33 am
Heh heh... Bone is smart.
BoneCD - October 25, 2009, 1:29 am
Actually I wrote a paper on this subject some time ago...actually a long time ago, it just seams like some time ago
BoneCD - October 25, 2009, 1:27 am
LMAO Sean!
Bartimaeus - October 25, 2009, 1:24 am
Wonderwaffe is the only gun for me...also known as Wonderwaffle, from the makers of the Power Pancake.
Sean - October 25, 2009, 1:20 am
The right tool for the right ... tool? Ohh I call shotgun!
lunchmeat5000 - October 25, 2009, 1:18 am
Well, it is the right tool for the job at hand... Think I just added another punch on my ticket to hell.
Sean - October 25, 2009, 1:17 am
So what matters is murder or mayhem by gun. Those are the stats that matter most.
Sean - October 25, 2009, 1:16 am
matter much to me. Though the self-offers likely would be a little less successful overall without access to guns, but not enough to matter much.
Sean - October 25, 2009, 1:15 am
Just did a little googling on yer point Bone. About half of all gun deaths are in fact suicides. At least according to my half as*sed search. That's still an important consideration. Unless owning a gun makes you suicidal somehow, those #'s don't ...
Sean - October 25, 2009, 1:10 am
Uhm, wot's that you say Bonester ... a nervous society is a polite society? *snickers*
lunchmeat5000 - October 25, 2009, 1:08 am
Did Hitler blame Rammstein on his behavior? I can't remember.
BoneCD - October 25, 2009, 1:07 am
On a serious note...once you alimate all the suicide deaths from guns every year, there aren't that many left...of course not counting Detroit, just sayin'
BoneCD - October 25, 2009, 1:05 am
*taking notes on the parent thingy...scribble scribble, erase, scribble*
lunchmeat5000 - October 25, 2009, 12:57 am
Agreed. I'm pro-responsibility and law abiding. It's the social rejects and whackjobs who screw it up. Banning them will only punish the ones who use them for defense and recreation, not the criminals. They'll get them regardless.
Sean - October 25, 2009, 12:54 am
And don't get me started on parents (with an "s") ... did you know that every single serial killer ever born had two of them? So did Hitler, by the way.
Sean - October 25, 2009, 12:52 am
good arguments can be made on either side of that ledger. Time for good empirical research to come into play. John Lott has done some but he has some problems of his own that cast his findings into doubt.
agdaniele - October 25, 2009, 12:52 am
Agreed. Parents are always the standard. Parents, not parent.
Sean - October 25, 2009, 12:51 am
Hey all good points, man. You delicious bastard insofar as your avatar is indeed representative of you as a person. And I'm a non anti-gun, even though I've never owned one myself. I'm not convinced that more guns equals either more or less crime ...
lunchmeat5000 - October 25, 2009, 12:42 am
And why the hell didn't the parents know that their kids were building pipe bombs and hoarding guns. Sounds like a major parenting fail to me.
lunchmeat5000 - October 25, 2009, 12:40 am
They're just an evolved way to kill each other, if that's what you're getting to. As for Columbine, weren't the weapons used all purchased illegally through acquaintances who could purchase them?
agdaniele - October 24, 2009, 10:14 pm
I loooooove when pro-korean pro-lifers make sense.
Sean - October 24, 2009, 10:13 pm
Touche, guns for everyone, and to everyone a gun. And my comment was actually a reply to lunchmeat5000 about guns being nothing more than "an evolved form of throwing rocks."
akornzombie - October 24, 2009, 10:08 pm
hey sean, allow me to counter your argument: Those gun free zones worked really well at Virginia Tech, didn't they?
Sean - August 20, 2009, 11:55 pm
Those two dudes at Columbine were lethal with them sharpened pencils, eh?
Haarakkon - August 20, 2009, 11:52 pm
Poison takes *much* more forethought.
lunchmeat5000 - August 20, 2009, 11:51 pm
Guns are nothing more than an evolved form of throwing rocks. An I love my supersonic rock flingers.
Rollseyes - August 20, 2009, 11:47 pm
Inanimate object don't "kill" anyone. It takes a person with free will to do that. But they can just as easily use a pencil, a knife, a wrench, poison, etc...
Derek - August 20, 2009, 7:45 pm
Remember to smile as your babies kill you.


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WTFO - November 8, 2009, 8:50 pm
Not my favorite guy but he was the last respectable Dem in Congress (I knew of) until the Dems ran him out of the party for putting the country before their extreme ideology. Regardless, we gave you Arlen Specter, enjoy that loser (Snowe will be next).
ronsart - November 8, 2009, 3:47 pm
WTFO...sorry, but u know I'm a toker...lol
ronsart - November 8, 2009, 3:47 pm
he popped up in the news this week...Please Mr MTFO...take him! This putz dances funny...don,t republicans dance funny?(Dancing With The Stars reference...lol) Dems just walk funny...lol
Jmac0585 - June 30, 2009, 1:00 pm

TED KENNEDY - What is it going to take for someone to rip his license from him?

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knowitall - July 27, 2009, 5:09 pm
a brain tumor?

DICTATORS - Unfortunately for me, he didn't say anything I wanted to hear. Now if you'll excuse him, he has some deck chairs to rearrange.

IGNORANCE - The idea that the Christian States of America, Would work for the other 2/3 of the population.

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barockeva - January 12, 2009, 4:50 pm
Math. 76.4% is a bit more then 2/3
The_Researcher - December 19, 2008, 8:40 pm
Right.... the other 2/3s .... because the ARIS Self Identification report didn't get a population estimate of 76.4% of the United State population as Christian. *nods* Glad to know we're that much of a minority.
Max - June 15, 2008, 7:21 pm
Ew, Christian States of America? I'll move to Canada.


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Billzmakindafunnyz - September 19, 2009, 10:13 pm
you know, he's doing what Ted Kenedy tried to
Bartimaeus - September 9, 2009, 4:58 am
That would probably raise his approval ratings. No one wants a repeat of the eight year blunder that was George Bush.
ILB - September 9, 2009, 4:43 am
HGCaboose - September 2, 2009, 6:29 pm
Eat Conservatives? Is that why his approval ratings are less than 50%???

LIBERTY - It's what neocons name their children.

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MO - August 11, 2009, 4:03 pm
This chick's just screaming for some Joker face paint! I'm just saying..... Photoshop anyone?
capitalization - August 11, 2009, 3:56 pm
Political opinion aside, does someone want to tell me who this is?

LIBERALS - At least we like our hearts beating still.

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Rating: 1.91/5
Stalin - April 9, 2009, 3:48 pm
'Scuse me 'Bravery' but when are Islamic countries ever free?
Lyon - February 4, 2009, 6:58 pm
would either of you be interested in sharing a pie together? or maybe realizing that your opinion doesn't matter if you look at the opinions of others with that kind of foolish, blinding hatred?
Zed - August 30, 2008, 3:13 pm
At least they're more honest than the typical conservative, only willing to send someone else's kid to die.
Bravery - August 20, 2008, 12:02 am
So you're admitting that you are such a self-interest coward that you are not willing to protect freedom for others? Tipical liberal.

PRIME MINISTER HARPER - I guess it is official, Canada has a rock'n roll'n Prime Minister!

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Rating: 1.62/5
LogicDude - October 6, 2009, 10:34 am
Or is he more of a Karen Carpenter Prime Minister?

CONSERVATIVES - Believing anything they read or hear as long as it makes them look good since 1950!

Redneck Prayer -

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AMEN to your poster,excellent work. UP yours
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Music: Dueling Banjos. ^^^^^Up